Friday, May 6, 2011

more CAPTAIN KIDD


HOW IT STARTED
My quest started with a book I read called "Treasure" written by  Richard Knight and it turned out that during a period of approx 20 years of his life he had been researching the life of Captain William Kidd, a notorious pirate of the mid to latter part of the 17th century. According to Knight another writer had a lawyer friend who collected artifacts, furniture, chests etc. of the era and when possible anything that was supposed to have belonged to Kidd. 
His story is that the lawyer disclosed to the writer that he had accidentally or purposefully broken a piece or pieces of furniture and or chests accredited as being the personal belongings of Kidd. These events took place during the very early thirties as Knight took a lot of his info from the book, which was printed about 1932/5.
 Knight then described how he was intrigued by certain charts which were found hidden in the furniture saying that his research of the charts which according to him had been verified by the British Museum which had taken photographs of the Kidd Palmer charts as they had become known, but could not now find any record of them. Obviously inferring that they were either lost or stolen, still Knight reproduced one of these charts in his book and it was this chart that he had been trying to research. He also goes on to say that many expeditions had, at great expense to themselves and their backers travelled to various islands throughout the world in search of the treasure that Kidd had, on pain of death or rather to avoid hanging, said to one of the war lords that he had during his seafaring activities lodged or secreted goods or treasure on some such island and that if indeed he was reprieved from his death sentence he would gladly lead whomsoever to the cache.
The letter that Kidd wrote is in fact genuine, copies of which can be found in various books etc. dedicated to his life and subsequent death by hanging. Incidentally Kidd had to be hung twice as the rope broke and Kidd was subsequently put back on the scaffold for his second and successful death, from the hangman's point of view. Much later in this story I will deal with Kidd in greater detail but this story of Kidd's treasure has intrigued many since the charts came to light not least Mr. Knight, who with his years of research had , so he says, pinpointed an island off the coast of Vietnam which, as most knew at that time since Knight's book was published about 1972, was not the best place for a western imperialist to be. But Knight was determined to see his theory through. No doubt as any person who had put in that much time would, and so with the help of a mysterious backer, whom Knight said came from Australia, he set about planning his journey, and possible excavation of Kidd's treasure

Knight was using the China Sea chart, which I have featured above. His research of his chart was based on the assumption that the latitude which reads 9* 16**N was true. Subsequently he rested his hopes on an island named Hon Tre Lon in the Gulf of Siam, Where he says he found and retrieved  part of Kidd's treasure. He goes on to describe how he reburied this find on another island to go back and retrieve the other caches which he believed the island contained. It was at this time that Knight says he was arrested by the Vietnamese authorities and imprisoned. To this day I have never seen a photograph or heard of any of Knights Treasure which he recovered , being sold or displayed. Where is it?
This question, prompted my own research of the China Sea Chart, which resulted in my finding anomalies within the chart which Knight had failed to notice or mention. Briefly, if you look at the words reef bottom left and right of the chart, you will notice that the words differ greatly, the left side reef conceals the words piece of 8 or similar. Whilst the lagoon conceals a picture of a river delta, with an island group off it. With a ship also concealed behind one of the islands in the group?
Following my research I narrowed the possibilities down to two island groups. One group off Burma (Myanmar). The other group off the Philippines. However to this day I have been unable to gain permission from these governments.
Following two years of frustrated waiting I turned my attentions to another supposed Kidd chart. Kidd's Skeleton Island, with some incredible results, as you will no doubt see

Monday, May 2, 2011

Treasure stories

#5.

The Gold at the Bottom of Lake Guatavita

"Laguna de Guatavita was reputedly one of the sacred lakes of the Muisca, and a ritual conducted there is widely thought to be the basis for the legend of El Dorado. The legend says the lake is where the Muisca celebrated a ritual in which the Zipa (named "El Dorado" by the Conquistadores) was covered in gold dust, then venturing out into the water on a ceremonial raft made of rushes, he dived into the waters washing off the gold. Afterward, trinkets', jewellery and other precious offerings were thrown into the waters by worshipers."








Lake Guatavita was a holy site for the native people of Colombia a few centuries ago. Every year, the chief of the ruling tribe would cover himself in gold dust, get on a boat, and throw gold and gems into the lake as a sacrifice to his god, presumably because no one else could find anything better to do with their national budget.

Evidently disheartened by the low annual percentage yield earned by storing their money in a body of water, the natives had ended this practice long before the Spanish invaders arrived. But when the disease-carrying Europeans heard about the legend of the golden man (El Dorado in Spanish), they busted a 16th century nut all over Central America. After years of searching for the source of the legend, the conquistadors finally arrived at Lake Guatavita and learned its history.

The problem was, all the gold that had been thrown overboard over the years was now sitting beneath a shitload of water, and submarines were still a good 300 years from being perfected. So the Spanish graciously admitted defeat and moved forward with their conquering, a phrase which here means "they decided to drain the lake." The first attempt occurred in 1545 when Hernan Perez de Quesada put a chain of slave laborers to work for three months, emptying out the water a bucket at a time.

They managed to lower the water level by 10-feet and recover 40-pounds of gold. Forty years later, a rich Spanish merchant decided to pull out the big guns and cut a hole in the high cliff surrounding the lake, draining it 66-feet and drowning hundreds of people living in a nearby village in the process.

Finally, in 1911, an American company managed to drain the entire lake, because if there's one thing America is good at, it is the total destruction of a natural resource. Sadly, the mud on the bottom of the lake proceeded to immediately harden, trapping any gold that might be left under its thick, impenetrable crust.



"Awesome! So how do I get it?"

It's full of water again these days, the gold presumably still glittering away in the mud. But before you go heading off to Colombia with your rowboat, some rope and a bucket, know that no one has ever been able to find the bulk of treasure and the Colombian government has disallowed any more draining attempts.

Question: Would, say, dumping several million pounds of Jell-O powder into the lake, thus solidifying it and allowing us to eat our way down to the gold constitute "draining"? If you're an attorney, let us know in the comments.

#4.

Captain Kidd's Treasure



Depending on what version you read, Captain Kidd was either a law abiding privateer or a stabtastically murderous pirate. Either way, he was arrested, tried for murder and piracy, and sentenced to hang.

In an attempt to delay his execution, Kidd claimed to have a huge stash of buried treasure, some of which was immediately found per his directions (Ted Bundy would later try a similar tactic to avoid execution, only replacing "stash of buried treasure" with "stash of buried women"). This essentially proved he was telling the truth, but the authorities hung him anyway, dipped his body in tar and dangled his corpse above the Thames River. It's still there today!



OK, not really. It was only up there for... two years. Anyway, today, people are still searching for the rest of Kidd's fabled loot.

"Awesome! So how do I get it?"

Well, first it would help to have a treasure map--the booty could be scattered pretty much any damned where. For instance, in 2007, a 300-year-old merchant ship that had apparently been commandeered by the Kidd back in the day was discovered right off the coast of the Dominican Republic. It was hidden under a mere 10-feet of crystal clear water, still loaded down with gold and silver and other valuables.

But you also should learn from the mistakes of previous attempts. For instance, back in the early 1980s, an out of work actor named Richard Knight, claiming to have a map of Kidd's verified by the British Museum, set off with an unemployed photographer named Cork Graham on a daring adventure.



And by that we meant they went to Thailand and rented a speedboat. After bumbling around for a week in what we expect was a hilarious buddy-comedy type way, they accidentally landed in Vietnam. Authorities arrested the men for being in the country illegally and tried to ransom them off for $10,000 each. Unsurprisingly, no one wanted to pony up 10-Gs for a couple of jobless retards, so they wound up spending 44 weeks in Vietnamese jail. We blame the map.

Still, you should totally get your boat and head out there. Vietnamese jails aren't that bad, right? They've surely fixed them up since Rambo.

#3.

Montezuma's Gold



When the Spanish conquistadors led by Hernan Cortes arrived in Tenochtitlan, the capital of the Aztec empire, they were greeted as returning gods because they were pale and had beards. If only it was that easy to impress people these days.

Despite their impeccable references, the Spanish turned out to not actually be gods at all. They installed themselves in the palace, forced their religion on the natives, led a brutal slaughter of 700 noblemen in the streets of Tenochtitlan and melted down all their golden statues to be transported back to Spain. Then they killed Montezuma, the king of the Aztec Empire, at which point the Aztec people decided they'd had entirely enough of these strange new douchebags, beards be damned.

The Spanish realized pretty quickly they needed to fight their way out of the city, so they could only pause to grab whatever they absolutely needed to survive, which roughly translated to "all the gold we can possibly carry."



Gold weighs a shitload, and these soldiers who were already weighed down by armor took as much as 50-pounds of it each as they tried to flee. Did we mention Tenochtitlan was an island in the middle of a swamp? And that all bridges to get out had been removed?

In one night over half of Cortes's men were killed, mostly due to drowning in the swamp under the weight of all the bullshit they were carrying. It is a night known in Spanish as "Noche Triste," which in English means "just leave the gold behind."

"Awesome! So how do I get it?"

These days, trained archeologists do find some of that gold from time to time, but all the real authorities know that the rest of the stolen Aztec treasure wound up in southern Utah. That's where the gold is actually buried, according to Freddy Crystal, a "miner and amateur treasure hunter" who believed that an old map he found proved the Aztec priests removed most of their gold--before Cortes arrived--and took it to Utah for reasons best described as "making the opposite of sense,"




Freddy managed to round up hundreds of volunteers in the 1920s and worked for three years, digging into the side of a mountain in the desert heat. While several artifacts and other relics were recovered, Freddy didn't find one goddamn piece of gold, not even the chocolate kind 70-year-old ladies pass out on Halloween.

#2.

The Oak Island Money Pit




In 1775, Daniel McGinnis was out walking on an island in Nova Scotia when he noticed a large hole in the ground with a tackle block hanging from a tree above it.

McGinnis thought this was strange, considering Oak Island was unpopulated and not much use for anything . He used the evidence at hand to deduce that without question, there was treasure to be had in that there pit. His claim sparked tons of treasure seekers that continue unabated to this day.

Theories about what is buried in the Oak Island Money Pit range anywhere from Black Beard's pirate treasure to Marie Antoinette's jewels. The most "compelling" piece of evidence is a rock slab pulled from the pit that allegedly says, "40-feet below, two-million pounds are buried."



Yep. That's totally what this says.

"Awesome! So how do I get it?"

Well, for 20 years nobody has produced anything that could even be disguised as evidence of hidden booty, except for some gold coins found a few dozen feet down in the pit that probably just fell out of someone's pocket back in the 17th century.

All and all, fortunes have been squandered and six men have lost their lives in the hopes of finding gold that no one has any great reason to believe really exists at the bottom of a pit that no one has any reason to believe actually has a bottom.

#1.

Nazi Loot



Evidently dissatisfied with all the conquering and murdering they were currently engaged in, the Nazis hatched a plan at the height of their power to flood Britain and America with fake currency and destroy both countries' economies. Part of this cunning plan included dropping the counterfeit money out of airplanes and assuming people wouldn't notice a rainfall of pure cash or think that such a thing was unusual.

The plan was called Operation Bernhard and had it ever gone into effect it might have been successful. The notes the Nazis had forged by their various prisoners of war were so good they were almost indistinguishable from real currency. But in 1945, the project was canceled because Germany was getting punched in the bratwurst by America.

Not wanting to waste years of hard work, the Nazis packed up their printing presses, the fake notes and stolen gold and priceless art, and set off on a long hike up the Austrian Alps. Upon arriving at Lake Toplitz, they tossed every last bit of their riches right into the goddamned water.

Did we mention this lake is located so far up a mountain that fish can't live in it below a certain depth because there's no oxygen? The Nazis didn't just take their ball and go home. They took their ball and threw it into the sun.

"Awesome! So how do I get it?"

You'll have some obstacles to overcome. For instance, in 2002, an expedition was launched to find the lost treasure, but one thing stood in their way: Austria.

They don't like talking about the Nazis and will actually throw people in jail for mentioning them. After some heated negotiations, a team was given 30 days to find the treasure, an incredibly tight schedule for what they were trying to do.

Their cameras could only see three feet of lake bottom at any time, and if they moved too low or too fast, silt would build up and blind the cameras' limited visibility. To make matters worse, they got lost in the dense maze of fallen trees that had piled up in the lake over the years, and their boat was mercilessly pounded by hailstorms. Best of all, the navigation system was struck by lightning and stopped working.

Despite all the shenanigans, the expedition still managed to find some of the Nazi's counterfeit money. All the gold and artwork is still down there though, just waiting for the next insane attempt to recover it.

Beach metal detector finds north of Treasure Island



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Madeira Beach finds in Approx. 1&1/2 hours using Garrett's AT Pro 15khz VF.

Salty sand makes the unit false signal a lot if you let the coil touch the ground, common with High frequency VLF and VF detectors. The AT Pro however is capable of finding the small gold nuggets and 10k fine jewelry where other detectors can not  (even PI's).